Showing posts with label coffee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coffee. Show all posts

Wednesday, 8 April 2015

Wreak This Journal - No Really, You're Allowed To


Finally a Journal I might stick to. 

Wreak This Journal is a book created by artist, Keri Smith.

On the back page, it advises that it is to engage and inspire people/artists to think "outside the box".



What she actually means is that we now have an excuse to do stupid dumb shit. Like throwing paint, using food as a crayon, poking things with sharp pencils, and having showers before throwing yourself off a cliff.


And my book arrived today!!!


And a few example pages.















If you have never experienced buying a clean, innocent book, and then destroying it with coffee and fire, I suggest you look into it.

Go wreak a journal. You know you want to.

Tuesday, 7 April 2015

Pie Chart Of Blogging



Blogging is hard.

By hard, I mean that it's stressful.

When I decide I want to Blog, I picture myself in my bed with a never-cold-or-empty coffee next to me, happily tapping away at my keyboard, that results in a blog post 30 minutes after take-off.

What actually happens is that I make a coffee before remembering I have actually ran out of milk, then dump way too much sugar in the black liquid, to make up for it.

  
I proceed to get comfortable in bed before remembering my laptop is actually in my car, with a flat battery. 



And then, once again settled into bed, with a plugged-in laptop and hot, sweet coffee, I start the tedious process of trying to remember my login details, giving up and trying to search for the "Forgotten Password" link, then trying to remember my email password so I can reset my blog one.

  
By this time the coffee is now cold, forcing me to haul-ass to the kitchen to make a new one.

While I am there, I figure I need a snack. Popcorn or Easy-Mac being the top choices (Only choices).


I then come back to a laptop that has figured that, since I haven't used it while it has been turned on, it may as well install the 118 updates I have been putting off indefinitely.


3 cold coffees later, the laptop has done its thing and has allowed me to open up my blog to start writing.

About….

Um..

What was I going to blog about?

Also, Why is the microwave beeping at me?